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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo… 
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain…
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain… 
