A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all
his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that
Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer
in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one
of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll
be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with
all the cocaine and ecstasy that we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray for
the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves
it.
Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
PS:
Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worse things in life than the school’s
report card that’s in my desk drawer…I love you!
** Oii tu c te ser te he char ga a ho man i can b very Aho dehaan se hansanay k liye joke to send kiya hai na but es kisan ki baat main berdashat nahin keroun ge aapne baray main samajh aa e **