A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes
over and says, “Hey buddy, why the long face?”
***
A young man decided to join the police force. As a recruit
he was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had
to arrest your own mother?”
He answered, “Call for backup.”
***
I get so many tickets so fast, I had to replace my glove
compartment with a filing cabinet. The good news is I now
have a master’s degree from traffic school.