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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car…u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words…
I …la…puncture !!
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Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection. You r damn lucky I look
good !!! -
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams, And I find my self shouting…
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you…
I …
I rather look at the stars again. *****
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Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
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U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words…
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Good looking people r hard to find. That’s why u don’t … That’s y u don’t see me often.
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A good speech should b like a women’s skirt… Long enough to cover the subject,
And short enough to create interest.
- When u feel sad… To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really sooo cute” u will overcome ur sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…
Coz liars go to hell !!!
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Jassi singh tells his gf, “come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.”
When she goes the next day to his home… There was NO ONE at home.
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What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins??? He wonders who is the father of the second child.
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Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds…
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
LOADING…
ERROR: no brain detected.
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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a
new one everyday." -
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story".LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST
coz he knows I am …well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don’t argue with God now: P:P
…neat stuff…:k: