If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:
The Saudi:
Throws the glass away and walks away.
The American:
Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi
The Chinese:
Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!
The Israeli:
Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks
the
Pepsi.
The Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before
throwing
away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.
The Indian:
Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass,
supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,
blames it
as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant,
then
an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover
operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it
indeed
is a Pakistan army personnel in an undercover operation to change the
status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla
bla
(some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which obviously the
insect
doesn’t know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the
glass
and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare
Pakistan
a terrorist!!!
kitni dafa post hoyega yeh joke aakhir!!!!!!
wao…perfectly put:k:
wow. i had heard th shorter version but this is good