assalam-o-alikum…
a boy and a father were having their breakfast in a typical hot and humid day in pakistan when the father remebered that they had to fill their containers with water as the connection would be cut off soon.
So, without further adooo, the father filled as many containers as he could with water from the tap, suddenly the son asked, ’ dad where does the water come from’, the father replied ‘from the sea’.
the son then said that he wanted to go and see the sea for himself. So the father took his son to the sea-side and said ’ this is the sea’ at that moment the son pushed his father into the sea and quickly ran home.
As soon as he reached his home he told his mother to ‘open the tap because FATHER WAS COMING’
P.S ‘i also know some racist jokes but i don’t think many of the on lookers will appreciate them if i was to tell them on this site’.
