Rated PG-13

There was a man once, who got onto a cruise to have a good time. Luckily he found a very attractive women and got together with her. When it was time to leave he told her…

“If you get anything after 9 months name it Phyllis”.
She replied “If you get anything after 9 days name is Syphilis”..:slight_smile:

lol…
good one LM…

ab to maan lo, u r reading PG-13 stuff these days…

and i hope ur parents r with u when u read all this :hoonh:

lol…
:hehe:

I am not reading this stuff, someone told me this joke. aur pata kia its sooooo funny when once I told this to my cousin and she goes “whats syphilis” I was like errrrrrrrr mere itna acha joke zaiya ho giya…

LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

saw it coming ... amusing though ..almost made me smile

what so funny abt that

:silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:

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*Originally posted by LahoriMaharani: *

I am not reading this stuff, someone told me this joke. aur pata kia its sooooo funny when once I told this to my cousin and she goes "whats syphilis" I was like errrrrrrrr mere itna acha joke zaiya ho giya.......
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i am trapped here in ARAB-Land where ppl r so weak in english....
and when u tell em a joke and they give u a blank face u feel like banging ur head on the wall....

my sympathies with u dear....

Gamma MAN I didn’t know martians smiled.

Desi ahhh I see you dont think its funny cuz you didn’t get its okay it wasn’t for virgins anyways :hehe:

mugal mere ko sympathies na do kaheen main apni bandook ki goli na day doon inreturn. :nahnah:

Yep.

:dixsi:

:hehe: :k:

Just for the record! Did you just admit something about yourself over here ?

:)

haww..gandi :stuck_out_tongue:

Rab Rakha

DerVaisH

Maybe! :wink:
you wanna know more :disgust:

Main kia yahan lahori ki canal main ja kar nahati hoon…ya phi baajhoon kay goober main soti hon :disgust:

GANDI KAY BACHE :smash:

:hehe:

You livin in some village in the mountains where the water comes on a camels back? :hoonh:

when will u ignorant ppl learn something real about the world and stop believing everything u read in jokes and fantasy stories… :rolleyes: