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1.teacher[from student]how many provinces are in pakistan?
student:first NWFP second i dont know third is not in my book and fourth i was going to ask from you.

2.bayta[abu se] dictionary ka matlab kia hai?
abubay khayali may] dictionary may dakh lo.

toooooooo much funny:omg::omg::omg:

Re: rate this jokes out of ten ?

yes