Dunno if you’ve heard this one before,but I think it’s funny 
A man comes back from holiday to find his colleagues at work all hairaan pareshaan. 'what’s going on ’ he asks someone.
‘Our President has been kidnapped’…he replies…(we all know who that is).. ‘the kidnappers are threatening to douse him in petrol and set fire to him if we do not pay a ransom of RS 100000000000000!’
‘Ya Allah,’ the man says ’ so how much are you contributing?’
The man says…‘around half a litre’…
