Please read ENJOY!
“I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I’ve run this poem threw it,
I’m sure your pleased too no,
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.”
-Janet Minor
“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
-Jeff Pesis
“Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.”
-Laura Swenson
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.”
-Oscar Wilde
“Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.”
-Anon.
“The Lord is my light, and my salvation; whom shall I fear?”
-Psalm 27
“Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.”
-Anon.
“The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.”
-Sloan Wilson
“If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.”
-Anon.
“The best proof of love is trust.”
-Joyce Brothers
“Love builds bridges where there are none.”
-R. H. Delaney
“Nobody ever died of laughter.”
-Max Beerbohm
“He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.”
-Chinese Proverb
“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.”
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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