Random jokes

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Hey just thought i’d post a bunch of random jokes, hope you’re prepared…(super cheesy)

  • Why did the chciken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!

  • How did the chewing gum cross the road?

    It was stuck to the chickens foot!

  • Why did the chicken jump of the building?

    It got bored of crossing the road!

  • Why did the chicken run across the road?

    There was a car coming!

  • Why did the skeleton cross the road?

    To get to the body shop!

  • Why did the rooster corss the road?

    They ran out of chickens!

  • What do you give a sick pig?

    OINKment!

  • Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the udderside! or perhaps even to go watch a MOOOOOVIE!

  • (starting to run out of random jokes, umm..) What did the idiot call his pet zebra?

    Spot!!

  • Why did the rooster run away?

    He was chicken!

Okay… i think i better get some rest, i’d be surprised if these jokes make any of you guys laugh

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, it made me laugh, but hey, i do need some sleep after all! night,night all

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(p.s - i read the oinkment one inside a sweety wrapper earlier on in the day

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[This message has been edited by Ums (edited May 29, 2002).]

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if u can laugh at em so can i

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CORNY!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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So glad you liked it

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LOLz

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old ones but they are always fun, specially when u make them urself, we used to have alot of jokes like that like…

why the elephant was wearing joggers?

  • bcos it was jogging

or

if a elephant jump from a building will it die?

  • no bcos it will jump in a swiming pool

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lol i know exactly what you mean.

Why was the guy running along the street?

  • he was chasing the bus!

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some of them

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