Husband says; “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me”.
Wife replied; “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
First Soldier: “What made U go into the army?”
Second Soldier: “I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?”
First Soldier: “Well, I had a wife and loved peace.”
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let’s Thank … the KAAMWALI
Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.