Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

KKF · July 20, 2012, 6:37pm

mere ek dost ne apnii Bhabhii ko fone kiyaa aur Ramadhaan kaa Chaand kii mubaarakbaad dii aur yeh farmaayaa!

dost: Bhabhii, salaam aur mubaarak ho…chand ho gayaa!
dost kii Bhabhii: mujhe to nahiiN dikh rahaa koii chaand
Dost: Bhabhii, dekheN na masjid ke meenaar ke oopar baayiiN jaanib
dost kii Bhabhii: mujhe to koii chaand vaand nahiiN dikh rahaa
dost: Bhabhii, zaraa chashma lagaa kar dekheN. sachchii, chaand ho gayaa hai!

dost kii Bhaabhii: kahiiN tumko tumhaarii Begum to nahiiN dikh gaiiN jise tum chaand samajh baiThe ho…hahahaha
dost: Bhabhii, haaye! merii Begum ab 29 yaa 30 kaa chaand kahaN rah gaiiN…ab to vo pooraa chaand haiN…full moon ikdam:

donoN: hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

29, 30 kaa chaand = baareek aur patla hotaa hai [THIN]
pooraa chaand = gol maTol [FAT!]

hahahaha

STA · July 20, 2012, 6:39pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

unki begum khatay peetay ghar say hongi.

KKF · July 20, 2012, 6:40pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

nai nai, phakkaR [poor] family kii thiiN…shaadii ke ba’d sasuraal kii khaa khaa kar moTii ho gaii haiN!

arain_munda · July 20, 2012, 6:52pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

gooooooood

KKF · July 20, 2012, 6:53pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

thankoo :)

arain_munda · July 20, 2012, 6:58pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

ap online chat pr a jain asif b wehin pr hy

Asif971 · July 20, 2012, 7:11pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

Good:smokin:

Humein pata chala k aap nanhe bachon ko joke suna rahe hain to

Hum bhi aa gaye

cutesponge · July 20, 2012, 10:50pm

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

Ye joke tha?

jiia · July 21, 2012, 4:00am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

o me samji baby wali baat thi :D

KKF · July 21, 2012, 4:04am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

lagtaa hai joke aapke sar ke oopar se nikal gayaa hehe

baby waali?

jiia · July 21, 2012, 4:07am

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full moon /big tummy

KKF · July 21, 2012, 4:08am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

ohhhhhh hahahahaha…tum bhii na bas! kahaN kahaN dhyaan jaataa hai tumhaaraa…

jiia · July 21, 2012, 4:11am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand...a real joke!

mera dhiyan nahi gaya
mene shuru me hi FARZ kelia tha :p

KKF · July 21, 2012, 4:13am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!

to, faraaiz kii adaayegii kar rahii thii?

jiia · July 21, 2012, 4:18am

Re: Ramadhaan ka Chaand…a real joke!