I dont know if anyone has heard this one but let me try it. This joke is good with sound effect that cant be presented so just keep in mind DHISHAOON is a gun fire from ALWAYS pakistan soldeir.
During the Pakistan/India War, Pakistan realized India has much more men power then Pakistan. To fight with that, Pakistan Intelligence officers made a plan. They find out Indian Army has almost 60% men name “Ram Singh”. The plan was a gorella action, a single Pakistani soldier started to go in Indian teretory in nights & whisper
“Ram Singh…Ram Singh”
Voice in a dark “Aho jee” DHISHAOON
Soon Indian Army felt that something is going wrong & that amazingly their soldiers are dying without any real combat. & they started a similar gorella action. Indian Intelligence reported Pakistan Armi has most soldiers named “Allah Dita” so the operation begun, that night indian soldiers came in pakistani teretori.
Indian soldier whispring “Allah Dita?..Allah Dita?”
Just a Voice “oo tu chuti pe ha.. tusi kon Ram Singh?”
Indian Soldeir “Aho jee” DISHAAON
Your Faith gives me strength Your smiles wash away my sorrows your touch heals my wounds You are in my blood and my soul… There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
LOL... It's a old joke heard it many times but it was nice to heard it again. It is alot more fun, if you hear it live, we used to have a punjabi teacher in Pakistan, he was the best with this joke. You just remind of him because of this joke.
Margayi Maut magar Gaam nahin bhoola mujhko.
Jaan SAhib Na Kabhi Dil say yeh Kanta nikla.
Kuch Din to Baso Meri Ankhon main, Phir Khwab agar ho jao to Kiya.