A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says,
“Get out of here with that dog!”
The guy says, “But this isn’t just any dog… this dog can
play the piano!”
The bartender replies, “Well, if he can play that piano, you
both can stay… and have a drink on the house!”
So the guy sits the dog at the piano, and the dog starts
playing ragtime, a little swing, some Gershwin. The bartender
is amazed and patrons are enjoying the music.
Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the
scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the
guy, “What was that all about?”
The guy replies, “Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to
be a doctor.”