rabbit and bear

A rabbit and a bear were walking in the forest, when they come across a talking mushroom. The mushroom says “Alright you have found me! I will give you three wishes each.” The bear said:” I wish all the bears in the forest were females" so it happened. The rabbit said:” I want a really flash motorbike" so he got it. "I wish all the bears in the country were females,” said the bear. "I want a flash helmet to go with my bike,” said the rabbit. "I wish all the bears in the world were females,” said the bear. Then the bear ran off in a horny fit. The rabbit said: “I wish the only male bear was gay”

Old one but good :hehe:

:hehe:…good one…:k:

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  • rabbit was still clever *