Rabbi offers prayer for web porn surfers

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/21/offbeat.porn.prayer.reut/

JERUSALEM, Israel (Reuters) – An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn sites while browsing the Internet.

“Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs that disturb and ruin my work …, so that I shall be able to cleanse myself,” reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed.

Eliahu, quoted by Israel’s largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk.

The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.

first female imam, now jewish prayer for porn surfers :smack:
i dont know if i shud laugh or cry.

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the rabbi has too much free time on his hands if all he's doing is surfing porn sites and making up prayers in order to get god's help in deleting the porn off his computer

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Suroor,

stop being such a party pooper. Just recite the prayer and start clicking away.

Bismillah.

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lolz, kinda like my old signature " a hijabi in a mini skirt is like eating ham after saying bismillah."

jakalllah.

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is porn really a cause of marital problems?

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speaking of signatures.. I like your current one it's kind of like how things work in the world these days

ur innocent until proven guilty but if your muslim it's the other way around

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pcg I think now it is because even a lesbian couple can break up if one of the partners is caught watching straight porn or whatever

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pcg: i guess not if u recite this prayer first? :p
thanks khatmal.

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maybe the prayer is meant to get you off of the websites?

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thx rabbi my all sins r erased with all my porns with afridi:D

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Sur: u have da most hilarious posts ever! lol ever thread started by u is a MUST see! :hug:

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lol

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the rabbi is probably being paid by porn sites so that ppl will not feel so guilty after reading the prayer....
u know, visit, enjoy, read the prayer, cleansify ur bad deed account and get rid of guilt....
nice way of tackling the loss of customers who wud be kept away due to the guilt....

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re:your current signature

Actually, its ‘everything eatable’ is halal unless declared haraam and does not encompass anything else

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nos, i think ham/pork has been declared haraam plenty of times in haadith and in Quran even if u want to eat it after saying bismillah.

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^ yes, and I never said anything in contradiction to this statement :konfused:

P.S: I was referring to your current signature

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ohh.. hehe my bad then. make sense now. :-)