A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They walk by the condom display and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe intercourse.”
“Oh,” replied the boy. “Yes I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for…”
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