“Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.”
- Patrick Swayze, Actor
“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
- Advertisement
“Push this button in case anything happens.”
-Elevator in Osaka, Japan
“I invented the internet”.
- Al Gore
“Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”
- Sign in Budapest Zoo
“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
- Britney Spears
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
- Bob Dole
“Always go to other peoples’ funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours.”
- Yogi Berra
“Facts are stupid things.”
- Ronald Reagan
“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player
“Better make it six, I can’t eat eight.”
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices
“a baby is on a car”
-Japanese “baby on board” sign
“Lack of brains hinders research.”
- Headline
“In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama.”
-Jean-Claude Van Damme
“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
- Mariah Carey
