behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
what makes a happy man?
daughter on the cover of cosmo.
son on the cover of sports illustrated
mistress on the cover of playboy
and … wife on the cover of " missing persons "
why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
to separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
teacher: what do you want to become?
li’l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
woman complaining to dentist it ’ s so painful, I ’ d
rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
dentist make up your mind soon, I ’ ll adjust the chair
accordingly.
a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? "
the priest tapped the kid ’ s shoulder and replied "
Nun, my child, nun "
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
on their first night both were crying. why???
coz she didn ’ t know anything, and he had forgotten
everything
a sardar went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?
sardar hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi -)