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I love this one that i wrote for my mom. Heres how it goes…

God made humanity in a blink of an eye but when he came to making my mom he had to invent time.

-adil aka rocky

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It is bad luck to be superstitious.

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^^Indeed.

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i am vegetarian not because it love animals but because i hate vegetables

i read it some where

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“stupidity is an unlimited resource”

by the great chacha ghalib :chai:

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chacha ghalib aap kartay kya ho? i am aking that seriously ..........urdu ke adeeb ho kya

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hey i told u this in another thread :smack:
were u sleeping

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aap ne kaha aap jhak martay ho
is that wat u do?

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I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was long ago, in another life.

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uss kay baad aik post main bataya tha :smack: post #46 :chai:

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to mera shak sahi niklaa... aap bad rooh hain kisi ki jo iss dunyaa main bhatak rahi hai :(

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Haan ya bhatak bhatak kay chacha ghalib qabr say bhagay huway ko pakar'na aeen hain kay qbr say dhagha kioon kia.

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acha aap inn ki assistant hain… bari khusi hoi aap say mil kar :clown:

agar aap bhi lai jaany aai hain to hum tayyar hain jany ko…chalain kahan chalnaa hai :blush:

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Koi bura kahay goli maro
*Jo karna hai karti raho *


Quote By me

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aap har post kay baad font color change karti hain?

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Main inki asistant naheen hoon.

Yay bhatak rahi hain aur main “BHATKI HUWI ROOH” hoon.

Bhungi par’a. Wahan ka toilet saaf karna hai chalain.

Aap say utlian bhi karwani hain wo jo aap nain sharab sari pee hain. Jub aap toilet saaf karain gay to “AIK PUNTH DO KAAJ” ho jaay ga.

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acha aap ka toilet saaf karnay ka business hai :D

mujhe nahin pata tha arwaah bhi aisy kaam karti thin...

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Karwanay ka business hai.


Lufzon ka bhi akhir dil hota hai is liaay hum unka dil rakhnay kiaay liaay surkhi powder lagatay hain.


Hum zara rangeen mizaaj bhi hain is liay unhain rangon say saja detain hain.


Kisi pay agar hamaray alfaz asar na karain to kum uz kum hamara rung hi un pay asar undaaz ho jaay.

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kuch yaad nahi aa raha plz remind me again

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