Quotes from Pak/England Series

Anything you read on the news or hear the commentators say that you feel is worth sharing, post it here :slight_smile: I am unable to watch any of the matches live but i know theres always those gems that commentators say that make us crack up again and again, especially Ramiz and David Lloyd.

Heres a good one i found in an article on MoYo recently:

“His religious conversion has strangely received more attention than his conversion of three hundreds from four fifties in his last five Tests.”
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why is no one replying here?????????
plz come up wid some quotes

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Cause most Pakis were against his conversion and have disowned him...

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lol, ya, i can't remember any quotes, wait till the next test.

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"Being on 99 has the habit of turning sane men into idiots. I said "Sorry mate" and told him I was an idiot"
**Andrew Strauss* on his poor call which resulted in Ian Bell's run out*

"You could say that Bell was unlucky to be run out by a direct hit from Inzamam, which is cricket's equivalent to being killed by a falling meteor while out walking the dog on Dartmoor."
**Martin Johnson* on Ian Bell's bad luck to be run-out by a swift-footed Inzamam in the second innings at Lord's*

"I'll take an ugly hundred over a pretty 10 any day."
Atta boy **Alastair Cook* for being honest after surviving umpteen dropped chances and one that was not given during his first century at Lord's*

"It's not easy to sight the ball here. It's a great atmosphere at Lord's but also one that tenses up players. Several of our team had not played here before."
**Waqar Younis* offers explanation for Pakistan's shambolic catching on the first day of the Lord's Test*

"Matthew Hoggard has been living in an oxygen chamber since injuring his hand, so his mobile signal has been off and I haven't been able to catch up with him yet."
**Paul Collingwood* has the inside information on his England team-mate*

"One bright spot of this recuperation process is that I think I may have conquered my fear of diving."
**Matthew Hoggard* reveals the benefits of spending time in an oxygen chamber*

"Just before the World Cup I work harder than I ever did. I lose a lot of weight - 17 kilograms! Can you believe it? It was too much. I didn't score any runs without those 17 kilograms."
**Inzamam-ul-Haq* reveals the secret behind his miserable performance in the 2003 World Cup in South Africa*

"They used to say that the [South Africa] players would walk off the Table Mountain for Cronje. Well, Inzamam has the same effect on this team."
**Bob Woolmer* praises Inzamam-ul-Haq's leadership and the respect he gets from his team-mates*

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i like the last one:)
cuz i love inzi:)

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:hehe:

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truelies, you gain my respect for your post, now tell me, what ignites the truth behind your whitelies? sochoo sochoo :tamatarr:

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Ab sab baatain batanay kee nahi hoteene :smilestar: