Anything you read on the news or hear the commentators say that you feel is worth sharing, post it here I am unable to watch any of the matches live but i know theres always those gems that commentators say that make us crack up again and again, especially Ramiz and David Lloyd.
Heres a good one i found in an article on MoYo recently:
“His religious conversion has strangely received more attention than his conversion of three hundreds from four fifties in his last five Tests.” Source
"Being on 99 has the habit of turning sane men into idiots. I said "Sorry mate" and told him I was an idiot" **Andrew Strauss* on his poor call which resulted in Ian Bell's run out*
"You could say that Bell was unlucky to be run out by a direct hit from Inzamam, which is cricket's equivalent to being killed by a falling meteor while out walking the dog on Dartmoor." **Martin Johnson* on Ian Bell's bad luck to be run-out by a swift-footed Inzamam in the second innings at Lord's*
"I'll take an ugly hundred over a pretty 10 any day." Atta boy **Alastair Cook* for being honest after surviving umpteen dropped chances and one that was not given during his first century at Lord's*
"It's not easy to sight the ball here. It's a great atmosphere at Lord's but also one that tenses up players. Several of our team had not played here before." **Waqar Younis* offers explanation for Pakistan's shambolic catching on the first day of the Lord's Test*
"Matthew Hoggard has been living in an oxygen chamber since injuring his hand, so his mobile signal has been off and I haven't been able to catch up with him yet." **Paul Collingwood* has the inside information on his England team-mate*
"One bright spot of this recuperation process is that I think I may have conquered my fear of diving." **Matthew Hoggard* reveals the benefits of spending time in an oxygen chamber*
"Just before the World Cup I work harder than I ever did. I lose a lot of weight - 17 kilograms! Can you believe it? It was too much. I didn't score any runs without those 17 kilograms." **Inzamam-ul-Haq* reveals the secret behind his miserable performance in the 2003 World Cup in South Africa*
"They used to say that the [South Africa] players would walk off the Table Mountain for Cronje. Well, Inzamam has the same effect on this team." **Bob Woolmer* praises Inzamam-ul-Haq's leadership and the respect he gets from his team-mates*