Some famous people were caught saying as:
Some famous quotes of some famous people
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.”
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season…“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
And, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl” Matt Millen of the Raiders said to win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too."
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
An NC State player, when asked several years ago by a sportscaster to comment on his impressive opposite hand shot during a game reportedly said, “I’ve been amphibious for years.”
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996 “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements: "I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor.
The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.”
Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”
Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”
1992-Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team’s 7-27 record: “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.”
1982 -Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
1981 -Tommy Lasorda , Dodger manager, when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations: “He wants Texas back.”
1966 -Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning: “One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?”
1981 -Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team’s co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis: “I’m going to send the injuredreserve players out for the toss next time.”
1991 -Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn’s football dorm had destroyed 20 books: “But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.”
1986 -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints GM, when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: “I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.”
1991 -Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: “It’s basically the same, just darker.”
1996 -Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his decision not to vote: “I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I’d get shot.”
1991 -Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son’s reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers: "He said: ‘Gosh, Dad, that mean’s we’re Not going to any more bowl games.’ "
1986 -LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children: “They can’t fire me because my family buys too many tickets.”
1991 -Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’ "
1991 -Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
1987 -Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”
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