Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, for sale, cheap! No strings
attached!
Sign in a bar : “Those drinking to forget… please pay in
advance.”
Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye
to khana free.
Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
our business.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
Some people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same
way.
A Spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
When I read about the evils of drinking…I gave up reading.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, More
the relatives.
A traffic slogan: Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old
enough or else they will never be.
Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don’t whistle at the girl
going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!