A friend of mine e-mailed me some phrases, allegedly quoted by President Mr. George Walker Bush.
Read 'em and decide for your self. Will the English language survive Bush?! Old, but always worth a laff!
1. “The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.” - George W. Bush.
2. "If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. " - George W. Bush.
3. "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ’ to be prepared '. " - George W. Bush.
4. "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. " - George W. Bush.
5. " The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush.
6. "We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world. " - George W. Bush.
7. “I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” - George W. Bush.
8. “We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe.” - George W. Bush.
9. “Public speaking is very easy.” - George W. Bush.
10. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. " - George W. Bush.
11. "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " - George W. Bush.
12. “For NASA, space is still a high priority.” - George W. Bush.
13. “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” - George W. Bush.
14. " It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " - George W. Bush.
15. " It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush.
I hope you’ll like 'em.
