Quiz for Clean Minds.....:)

**Attn. to Moderator:**Think Clean before you ‘chala’ your ‘kainchee’ on it… :slight_smile:

Hint: Think Clean.(answers will be posted later today)

1.What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2.What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3.What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has
a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4.What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5.Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
which is a word for a woman?

6.What does a dog do that you can step into?

7.What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t
get one you can use your hands?

8.What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9.What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?

10.What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they’re married?

Courtesy of Punjabi.net

Note: I really apologize if this offended any one. That was not the intent.

Here are the answers:

  1. Talk
  2. Legs
  3. 20 Dollar bill
  4. Firetruck
  5. I forgot teh others but one was Aunt.
  6. ?
  7. Fork
  8. Choclate bar
  9. Grit
  10. Last name

Darn! I didn't get any correct.
I guess I need to THINK CLEANER.

BTW what is the answer for #6.

good ones! enjoyedall.

[This message has been edited by ali zaidi (edited April 30, 1999).]

come on man!

whats funny obout it??

hmmmm..lets see…

got half right…does that mean my mind is only half clean??

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HY GIVE US THE ANSWER NOW

lol!!!

i like it :)....got like...um...err....a couple right...n that is the complete such...sorta ;)

allah hafiz

its kinda hard to thnk clean wid tem kinda questions!!!!!!!!!!11

they triky!

Only got a couple of em right. But didn't think "unclean" bout the rest either. :)