Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in
hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.
Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta:
“It was really bad that you lost your hand.
However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left
hand, since you are right handed.” Santa: "It
is also because of my quick thinking. Actually
it was the right hand which was going to be
caught in the machine. Then I realised that I
am right handed and so switched hands just in
time!
:k: old but gold 
thats wise…