Let’s share ideas.Whoever gives the best one will have the honour of me using it!
Don’t give me suicide being haram crap.
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I don't know about the quickest and most painless way to die, but I do some of the quickest and most painless ways to happiness.
Drown your sorrows with:
Ice Cream - Anything with Fudge or chocolate works wonders.
Dinner out with your friends/family
Read a HAPPY book.
Clean your bathroom.
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When I indulge in food and icecream I always feel worse afterwards so that doesnt help.
Clean my bathroom - thats a good idea. I have a pile of unsorted clothes sitting there.
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Not helping.
Happiness is the last thing on my mind.
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Listen to all the versions of Gloomy Sunday.
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Jump off a cliff. Trust me, thats how I died, quick and painless 
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Think of how some guppies live such miserable lives (like a few from miami). Makes your own life seem a hell lot better in comparision.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Don't kill yourself, you'll regret it. Life is good if you let it be.
If you must though, an overdose of sleeping pills usually does the trick.
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Well If you're gonna kill yourself anyways might as well suffocate yourself between a woman's chest so that when you go to hell you will keep dying the same way. make sure you pick someone hot tho
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Lethal injection. Quick and leaves no mess.
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nuttin iz painful for dying comparing to livin
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Listen to all these people. They are talking from experience, or so it seems.
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i don;t know how they spell it
but try synide ...
you die so quick it's hard for you to even judge how it tastes
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pull up the obtiuaries section - that might help.
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Suicide is haraam.
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– REPRESENTTT BABY!
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Baby?!?
Flirtying… 
You should rather commit suicide! 
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get on the highway , speed up to around 140 mph or as high as u can get and ram in to the back of a truck. Spectacular way to die .
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^^ CD, you better not follow thru on this idea in rush hour or else lol
Oh no, I am not kidding., 
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rush hour = even better … why not take a few with u while ur at it .. heh