Good Questions
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”? -
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen’s butt looked edible?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat? -
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but don’t
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? -
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if t! hey tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure
