Q:*** What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
*****A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Teacher:**** Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
****Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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**Q: W****hat did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
****A: ****Don’t look I’m changing!!
****TEACHER: “**Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?
****A.”****If you weren’t so fresh last night, we wouldn’t be in this jam together!"
Q.****A ****rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car…
Who is driving the car?
****A. **police officer!
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Q:Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
Q: ****What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
**A : They’re married.
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