Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes!
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed
Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.
