Re: Qualities in a prospective spouse
dope:
Body type : Tyra banks
Face : Aishwairya rai
Personality :
Religion : Islam
Cooking : Like emeril lagassi the chef
Cleaning : Like a french maid
Work ethic : Like an fking investment banker
Make sure her mother is hot too. That will give you a lot of mileage as a MI*F once she gets old and pops one out. She should look like suzanne somers at 50. She should be excited about acres of hairy growth on my back, and my baldness, and pot-belly (which is in the offing). She should be grateful to me for leaving my undies in the living room and the toilet seat up, so that she can feel useful. Not only will she not get offended when i scratch myself in places, but she will offer to lend me a hand. And she will never complain, because i will shut her up by misusing the hadith, “Hell will be filled with women, because they are ungrateful.” Oh, she will let me marry the second time, when i go through my mid-life crisis…
More to come…stay tuned…
app to abhi say yeh namoona Allah miya say order karaday.. itni perfect woman mein to sadiyaN lag jai gee banatay banatay.
or better yet.. get one of those female android from japan. Allah tala ka waqt zaya karnay ki bhi zaroorat nahien.