Qualities in a prospective spouse

Hi, i’m new to this forum but would like people’s view on the subject,

talk about my marriage has finally arrived, having witnessed failed/abusive marriages with in my own home and amonst close relatives/families, i was wondering what generally people consider when choosing a spouse,… all views are welcome.

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Body type : Tyra banks
Face : Aishwairya rai
Personality :
Religion : Islam
Cooking : Like emeril lagassi the chef
Cleaning : Like a french maid
Work ethic : Like an fking investment banker

Make sure her mother is hot too. That will give you a lot of mileage as a MI*F once she gets old and pops one out. She should look like suzanne somers at 50. She should be excited about acres of hairy growth on my back, and my baldness, and pot-belly (which is in the offing). She should be grateful to me for leaving my undies in the living room and the toilet seat up, so that she can feel useful. Not only will she not get offended when i scratch myself in :eek: places, but she will offer to lend me a hand. And she will never complain, because i will shut her up by misusing the hadith, “Hell will be filled with women, because they are ungrateful.” Oh, she will let me marry the second time, when i go through my mid-life crisis…:smiley:

More to come…stay tuned…

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that’s gold :smiley:

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hahaha Dope!! :rotfl:

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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:hehe:
app to abhi say yeh namoona Allah miya say order karaday.. itni perfect woman mein to sadiyaN lag jai gee banatay banatay.
or better yet.. get one of those female android from japan. Allah tala ka waqt zaya karnay ki bhi zaroorat nahien.

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Dope you are a filthy individual, you disgusting pervert. I wonder what happened to you in yoru childhood that you harbor such ill sick fantasies. Cmonnnnn AISH??? :yukh:

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Dope: You are not living in an IDEAL world. Things can never be that good in real life.

Orpheus: Nice nick, dude. I would say go for your ideal. Go for whatever qualities you seek in a women, find her and marry her. At least, you will be happy for the first couple of weeks of your married life. After that it is all the same. She will loose her beauty. You will loose your charm. She will loose her smile. You will loose your wit. She will loose her passion. You will loose your emotions.

I haven't finished with this but I have an urgent piece of work. So I shall be back soon. (Honey!!! I am coming).....

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only real men can handle real women, dorks like u guys can live in ur fantasy world :rolleyes:

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Damn! Dope, you ticked me off so bad that I was really planning my last reply to be a long and satire filled one. But, after this 2-1/2 hours bumpy boat ride has shaken my bones, internal and external organs and more. I shall come back later...

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36-24-36 and a face like Jessica Alba :)

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whats with guys and jessica alba - do all men like the school-girl cutesy look?

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Jessica was cute when she originally came in hollywood, now she iss eeeehhhh....
btw, she is very snotty in real life.
school girl / short school skirt = Asian fantasy .... East Asian (chinese) ... not really south asian fantasy.

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Seriously, none of these things matter. The qualities you want (more of - you think you want) will not matter at all, when you meet the someone you are really compatible with.

Well if you are being arranged then we should have this dicussion with you mom. Her probably first wish would be :
LASSI KI TERHAAN SAFAID hony chahyee :)

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hey c'mon people...dope gave it away a few times here...Dope is a GIRL. look back at its posts and you'll see. she's just trying to stir sh1t up and i must say she's not doing such a bad job of it!

...as for you dope my friend....get yerself a life yes?

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:stupid:

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The reason why many of you are not married is quite evident in the quality of your posts in this thread.

:rolleyes:

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PricesM,

Whom i wanted to marry... my high school sweetheart has married, so it could be arranged or love marriage, either way the choice is mine.

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he shud be like me good n bad ;)