Punjabi Latifaay
There was this guy who had a really really big dick. When he died, there were some problems. His dick kept sticking out of the
Qabar, it was really embarressing for his relatives who came to put flowers on his qabar. They would come to the qabaristan,
and see his dick sticking out for a good two three feet.
No matter how hard they tried to cover it up, it always came out. Apperently this rigour mortis thing really worked. So they had
the qabar dug up and they layed him down side ways, so his dick would go out to the side.
Next day they came back to find all the Murday sitting out of their qabars.
Oye! Aiy kee hoyaa? The relatives asked.
And the murday replied:
Issee aithay araam karen aiye see, bund maraan nahin!