Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped on the cordless phone
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Leo
If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved
Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate”
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring
Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they cant fit the bottle in the typewriter
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business? No mind. No business
Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home
Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN!!! because she has got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A Russian, an American and a blonde were talking about space travel.
RUSSIAN:- We were the first in space.
AMERICAN:- Well, we beat you to the moon.
BLONDE:- Well … I’m gonna be the first person to land on the sun.
AMERICAN:- HA hahahahah…you cant land on the sun, the radiation will kill you even when you get half way.
RUSSIAN:- are you silly lady, the sun will burn you up.
BLONDE:- no it wont,coz I’ll go at night.