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What’s in front of a woman and back of a cow ?
A. The letter W -
What’s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?
A. Coconut -
What’s about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it and women love to get their hands on ?
A. 100 bucks note -
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?
A. Bubblegum -
What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ?
A. legs -
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
A. chewing gum -
I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger.
A. crane -
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up I get wet before you do.
A. tent -
When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
A. dentist -
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.
A. wedding ring -
All day long, it’s in and out. I scharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
A. elevator -
I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
A. nose -
If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box.When come, it’s news.
A. newspaper boy -
I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
A. glove