Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: TLK bhai's Answers

[BombShellBabe]

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@Niksik

What about your wife? Is she on a spa vacation or shopping trip on the weekends or is she cooking and cleaning for you and those daughters? how come u don’t want to spend time with her

Ur cute ;)… keep up the good sense of humor…lol

[TLK]

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@Niksik

What about your wife? Is she on a spa vacation or shopping trip on the weekends or is she cooking and cleaning for you and those daughters? how come u don’t want to spend time with her

but you are always with me, in my heart

[BombShellBabe]

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Ok dont answer my questions... Thank you

[TLK]

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@BombShellBabe

Ok dont answer my questions… Thank you

I am, I am .. just wait

[TLK]

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@Decent_6Chora

Question: Mulk taraqeee keyun nahi ker raha?

In the words of Shehzad Roy

[TLK]

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What's that you say? More questions? Okay, I'll oblige. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? If I gave you one smalllll aubergine, what would you be able to make out of it? I am a disco dancer or saturday night fever. Mithun or Travolta who wiggled better?

1. Aubergine bomb.
2. I can tell that you are not a Simpsons fan, and never mentioned Disco Stu.

[TLK]

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@rangoli

my question is same as Hareem!! why are you sucha meanie!! ?

What are you, Hareem’s secretary

[TLK]

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@diwana

If you are given 24 hours of your previous days to choose.

Which 24 hours you would like to go back to ?..temporarily.

Why do you ask such difficult questions man
Ok maybe I will go back to 9/10/2001 and alert the authorities of the 9/11 plot.

[TLK]

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@Niksik

Life1 Topic: Why are young modlings so nosey ?

Because their noses are so stuffed.

[TLK]

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@madinahme

What’s one of the best things about being a Father?
When is the last time you cried?
What does TLK stand for?

1. Hmm, best things about being a father is that I can yell at them and very next moment ask them to give me a hug and they run and do that without a single shred of anger or ego. Makes me feel very humble and sorry.

2. I honestly don’t remember, I think 2 years after 9/11, it was a very harsh winter and I had 10 days off. I checked out all the documentaries about 9/11 from the library and wife and I watched them the whole day. I think that was the last day when I actually cried. Just to put that in perspective, my older one is 8 years old and her one regular questions to me is ‘dad, why do men never cry’ :D, that to show you that she did not see me crying in last 8 years. Says a lot about my blessed life. Now that does not mean that I don’t get teary eyes, but mostly its out of joy and not sadness.

3. TLK stands for all the justice and equality

[TLK]

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Here are some random questions :)

Mr TLK, do you hold grudges? Do you or have you ever played golf? If you didn't and couldn't live where you are currently living, where would you want to live? Do you like rollercoasters? If one day, one of your daughters wanted to marry someone you really didnt like, would you let her? Have you ever got a speeding ticket? What's your favourite book? annnd finally, When was the last time you were deeply moved?

Cheerio.

1. Honestly Sazzie, I don’t. I get angry at people but that is a short term anger. If it’s a constant botheration, then I disconnect myself from such people, but I don’t hold grudges
2. I have played mini golf. Mini golf is also golf, right?
3. I would like to go back to either Pakistan or India.
4. I like them but don’t ride them a lot cause I don’t get family support. Older daughter is slowly getting into them now so I ride some mild ones with her when get a chance.
5. I never impose my personal likings or disliking on someone. If I have a genuine concern about that person, I will share with my daughters and will hopefully reach a conclusion, but their marriage will be a family decision and I expect them to understand that we parents would have an equal say in it as they would.
6. Oh yes many times :D
7. I mentioned it earlier, urdu version of Sahi Bukhari (I have it in 3 volumes)
8. That must be when I had a glass of cold milk and bean burrito for lunch.

[TLK]

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What is your idea of "romance"?

 What about living in the west annoys you the most?

 Have you ever been propositioned by a guppy that didn't know your marital      status?

 Have you ever been propositioned by a guppy that was aware of your marital      status?

 If you could travel anywhere in the world for a vacation, where would you      go? Why?

 and yeah.....why do you hate Imran Khan so much? :-)

1. A relatively quite and quality time. Maybe having a cup of coffee with my wife or taking an afternoon nap with her. You have to understand that at my age, definition of romance is way different than what you young ones have in your books.
2. I miss street hawkers and auto rickshaw sounds
3. No never. I doubt that any serious minded person would propose anyone else on GS without knowing a lot about that person.
4. I want to see that happening: D
5. I want to be honest with you, I want to go to India. I am so intrigued by the history of that region and the fact that my dad was born and lived there till he was 14. I want to go and see his birth city.
6. Hate is a very strong word that is not in my dictionary for normal human beings. I don’t hate Imran Khan, in fact I think he would be the best person (under given circumstances) to lead our country. Unfortunately, people in Pakistan don’t think like that (or he would have more seats in NA). When people aboard go ouot of their way to show loyalty to Imran, I get little bothered because it clearly shows that disconnect between the over seas mentality from the thought process of people who are living in Pakistan. This is the exactly through process of mine that you see in MQM threads. I don’t like MQM but 100 million people of Karachi do. The vote count shows that and I don’t want to override that choice. In nutshell, no matter which way we put it, it’s the actual votes that shows the real popularity of any person or party.

[TLK]

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Since there is a professor around, some typical questions are bound to come. Like:

 ***Khuda jab husn deta hai, nazakat a hi jati hai...***

 Tashreeh kijye :@:

Iss shair main shair apni mehbooba ka zikr kar rahaa hai. Husn Jahan oos ke mehbooba hai aur Nazakat begum oos kee biwi ka naam hai. Shair keh raha hai ke jab bhee khuda mujhe mehbooba se milne ka moqa deta hai, peechay se biwi aa jaati hai.

[TLK]

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I love that you said "guppy" instead of "guppan" :D The answer to this question should be mighty interesting.

1. How often do you type out a response to a thread/post and then delete it without posting?
2. A lesson you've learned from GS posters?
3. A lesson you'd like some guppies/guppans to learn?
4. Professionally, are you happy with what you're doing/where you are or do you want to be doing something else?
5. Your best memory from your college days in Karachi? Your best memory from your college days in the US?
6. Name an animal that you most relate to?
7. The worst thing you did as a child for which your dad/mom punished you?

I'll come back with more later...

1. Many times, especially when I cant say things in fewer words. I do not like posting long replies, in fact whenever you see my long replies, you will find a huge disconnect in my syntax. I stop making sense when I post long posts.
2. We all should trust Google more than we trust each other.
3. Life is not as complicated as we think it is.
4. I am happy, but I like to do something else. What would that be, I don’t know, yet.
5. From Karachi, when we friends used to bunk classes to go to the canteen and drink tea. From US, when I asked Niks to marry me.
6. Sehrysh. Ok, on a serious note, that would be an Owl. A wise bird in the west and a symbol of foolishness in the east.
7. Does playing Doctor/Doctor with other kids count?

[mirage]

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@TLK

3. TLK stands for all the justice and equality

:k: :k:

[TLK]

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do u think its really easy to manipulate you?

 You wins the argument ,you or niki ?:D

 aap ko shadi ke liye kaisi larki chahiye the.

1. No its not that easy. I may not see through people at first but over all I am a good judge of people. However sometimes, knowingly I let others take advantage of the situation. Small things don’t bother me and if appears to be an accomplishment for someone or it helps their ego, I let them.
2. Honestly, we don’t argue. We fight and both of us give up easily and agree with the other person. When we are cool minded, its usually her opinion that we go with as she always makes more sense than I do.
3. Niks jesi.

[TLK]

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Will you ever let your daughters join GS and browse blogs/forums like a regular poster?

   I don’t mind but once after they are 16.

[TLK]

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@diwana

Have you ever lied to Niksik?

BTW: Simple yes and no will not be enough and lying to earn brownie points will not be acceptable as real lying.

I mean really lying to avoid trouble!..

I would be lying if I say that I never lied to her,

[TLK]

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@mirage

what was the time you missed the God most?

What was the time you felt God’s presence actually the most?

and most importantly:

Mulk tarraqi kyon nahi karaha?

1. I don’t miss God. I feel his presence all the times in our life. Whenever we pray for something, almos all the times it came true. I don’t think that Niks and I can feel more grateful to Allah than we do.
2. Read answer 1 again
3. Watched pot never boils. Mulk taraq’qee nahi kar raha kyun ke we keep asking this question

[TLK]

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How does Niksik's persona online compare to her in real life?

 and vice versa:

 How do you think your persona online compares to you in real life?

1. We all have different online and offline persona, but over all, nisk is as patient as she appears online
2. I am not as colorful as I appear to be. In real life, I am a very polite and watchful of my words.