Here is the Questions thread:
And here are his answers! TLK bhai when you’re ready! 
Lastly thank you for taking the time, I know you’ve got a hundred things as a director! And thank you all for asking the questions too!
Enjoy!
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your fav bollywood song? *Tough question. I like Kishore very much. But I cant pick one specific song. *
your fav guppy? Niksik. (were you expecting a different answer?)
how often does gs become dinner table convo? who is discussed? do u refer to people with their gs names :D *Hardly but when we do, we refer to them by their gs names, except for X2. I almost always refer to him by his real name. *
what guppies have u met? Muzna, Aahmed, Nescio, UZ, Shab Hijar, Niksik
who do you want to meet? *You. I know you wanted to hear that. *
can you cook? *Yes, but i do freestyle cooking, so yes I can cook meat, but if you ask me to cook do pyaza then no. *
what was your first date like? *Juicy, tender and sweet. I prefer medjool brand. *
politics? who isn't
Can you see through people? *Only if they are wearing see through clothes. *
Do you volunteer? *At my wife's quran school, i am the designated handy man. *
do you like your job? *Gs or real? I love both. *
Mom or dad? I am a dad
Secret to your youth? Lux sabun aur PCG ke blogs** (not together)**
Any unfulfilled dreams? *I wanted to be a particle physicist *
Gupshup: ? *Love the place. made friends and earned respect. *
when did you tell nikky about gs?** She caught me flirting and joined to keep an eye (I know you wanted to hear that)**
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How well can you judge someone the first time you meet them? I start with an almost blind trust so sometimes I am right, sometimes I wrong
Do you ever think about how your life would have turned out if say....u never came to US? if u never joined GS? Never came to US would be a total 180 degree. I met my wife here so cant imagine a life otherwise. Never joined GS! Knowing me, I would be part of some other forum, but a technical one. I still am part of a DIY forum and an Auto forum.
Which gupppies do you want to meet? I want to meet X2 and Azkar, also EB and many more. Oh yes and you :D (you know I have to say that)
What do you love about GS? What do you hate the most? People show their true colors and that is something I love, and hate :D
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How did you become director? **long story. EB was not doing a good job ...
... oh wait, sorry wrong forum.
Kidding
I think it Azkar/X2/Muzna wanted EB to take on to some bigger stuff (portal and all). Somehow they all must have been high on something when they thought that TLK can be a good replacement of EB. Muzna called me one Saturday morning and said, you are our next director. It was pretty much that. I was already a mod at that time, we did not have CMs back then.
So this is how i became the director. For why part, you have to talk to the above mentioned 4 people. **
Which guppy do you look forward to reading? Which do you dread? I like to read Niks, X2, Muzna and EB
Who came to GS first, Nikki or TLK? TLK
How much time do you spend per day on GS-related activities? *Other then my own flooding, I guess about an hour or two, not much. *
Would you allow your daughters to visit GS unsupervised? Nope till they turn 16
Who is your favorite mod? :@: Sahar02. Were you expecting a different answer?
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How old are your daughters? 8 and 5
Favourite TV show? Simpsons
Favourite book? I am not kidding but Urdu version of Sahi Bukhari
Favourite food?** Chanay kee daal and gosht**
What do you admire most about Niksik's personality? The best thing about her is when you talk to her, she gives you her undivided attention, no matter what babbling you are doing. *I have an extremely short attention span in contrast. *
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Have you ever donated blood? How many times? Back in Pakistan, I used to donate every three months. Now I donate my blood (and sweat) to GS :D
What aches you the most in the human ailments? When I see poor kids suffering from hunger and illness
What do you do when you are depressed? *Hmm, I dont know, I distract myself. I do not feed my sorrows and dont let sadness take over me. *
What was your biggest charity you ever gave? I gave my wife my heart
Is there anything you feel you should have in your life? enough money to build our local mosque.
This much. Thank you.
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why are you a meanie? I am like a mirror. what you are is what you see
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Re: Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: TLK bhai's Answers
where do you get your sense of humor from? :@: Phajjay kee dukan se. :( What do you do when you get real angry? I scream at my wife or daughters :D How would you describe yourself using five adjectives? Charming, handsome, dashing, smart, liar.
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you lied about all of those too didnt you? 
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mera naam nahin liya 
koi nahin i dont wanna meet u either…bhabhi is best… and you are a different story 
** and PS: just because of u ka attitude… I REFUSEEEEEEEEEEEE to read stories to my bhateejis 
TAKE THAT! HA!
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loved the answers.
masha Allah masha Allah. jeetay rahen. 
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well, thanks. 
P.S. you’re so pretty.
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oh sorry guys, I really want to meet llxxll 
Jeet’tay rahain 
I am not a mirror on sunday, sunday ko chut’tee hotee hai ..
thanks for the compliment
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Where are you from? Earth Where do you live in US? inside my house What do you do for living? I work
what is your educational background(qualification)? I am very very edumactaed person
How do you know first about GS? Or GS joining story.. *I first joined in 1998. In 1998, internet was new and I wanted to know if there are any pakistani websites. Azkar used to use a domain TOPP.org for GS, where TOPP stood for 'The Official Pakistani Page'. I really thought and joined and when realized that its not an official Pakistani page, got ticked and fought with everyone there. Muzna, as usual fought back :D and we became friends. Then I disappeared in 2000 and came back in 2007. *
Have you ever shown anger? You bet. Above story is one, and check with X2 - I used to have so many fights with him during my earlier time period
What is life and purpose of it? To make others happy and be happy in that process
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What the hell is TLK?
Your worst nightmare ;)
Re: Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: TLK bhai's Answers
Where are you from?
Earth
Where do you live in US?
inside my house
What do you do for living?
I work
what is your educational background(qualification)?
I am very very edumactaed person
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you did not answer my question.
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What's your favourite sandwich? If I can find a halal one, I would love a cold cut corn beef sandwich Does Niksik have any specific quirks that you find particularly endearing? She remembers small small likes and dislikes of mine and makes sure that they are taken care of, I just love that about her If your life story was to be filmed; what would it be titled? Life unplugged who would be the director? I wonder if Spielberg is available :D, but based on next couple of questions, I think you want a bollywood movie. I dont know much about bollywood directors who would play you? based on my liking or based on whom do I relate with? If I have a choice, I would pick Amir Khan (just because I like his acting, no other reason) and if Hollywood then I would pick maybe Bruce Willis. ** who would play Niksik? **I like Kajol (although I've probably seen only 2 of her movies). I think I like to see her play Niks :D what would the theme song be? All iz well
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