Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: philosophy's Answers

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What is your favorite dinosaur? why?

There was this one dinosaur we learned about named “Rizwanosaurus” Why? it is one of the oldest ones they have discoverd=)
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Who is the bigger slag, Barbie or the Jamila doll? **

JAMILA DOLL. UNDER THAT JILBAB IS HER BOOB JOB!
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What are the 3 things about you that you wouldn’t want me to know?**

i smell? I have oily hair right now and Muneeeb likes me more than you

Are you a dog or a cat person, or rather prefer a comodo dragon?

A CHIPKALI

What is your favorite food color?

blue, red, black

**How would you react if I cheated on you? Act out the dialogue. **

“KALMOYI MERE KISMAT TUJ JESE KOJI HE TTHI, HAIN…JA DAFA HO!”

If you were stranded on an island and could only take either Muneeb or Donald Trump (grrr too sexc for his toupée), who would it be?

I dont think I’d choose anyone over MUNEEB

Apart from your green mankini, name the one piece of clothing you can’t live without.

the thing you OFTEN skip wearing.
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Ever had an imaginary friend as a child?**

yes.

Ever broken any bones? How about rules?

I wonder what hurts more?

**Do you have tattoos or piercings? If yes, how many and where are they? (I already know about the nipple peircing)

**my toes are pierced

ROFL @ Rizwanosaurus, Oh dear I nearly pee’d my pants a little.

I knew Jamila had a boob job!!! I bet she works in a strip club too. HOEJABI.

Now now there, underwear needs it’s days off too

AHO, MEIN DAFA HOI MUNEEB DE NAAL. TU VI AJAA.

Ohh Emm Geee, you bees robbing my house? Well Imma deflate my Muneeb blow up doll and hide him in my bra. You cant gets himmmm.