1) What do you do for a living? By living I mean “profession.” Sad that I have to specify that, Slimeth. But I asked Diwana the same question and he told me…every so cornily…that he “breathes” for a living. 
Please do a better job answering this question. Or at the very least…be funnier.
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I’m an International spy of course, a man of mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma 
Actually I work for a small/medium financial institution dealing mostly with foreign clients who trade U.S. stocks and commodities. ZzzzzZZzzz**
2) Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?
**I already have the power to be invisible. By the way your hair looks great. 
So I think it would have to go with the power to read minds.
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**3) **If you were allowed to read the mind of only one person in the world, who would it be? If you were allowed to read the the mind of just one guppy, who would it be? And if you could read the mind of only one guppan, who would that be?
**OJ Simpson, naaah c’mon we all know he did it. This is such a tempting question cause you can use it on someone you know, or maybe even like to see what they really think of you. But I think that’s kinda not fair and would probably drive you crazy and them crazy and kill the relationship. hmmm so someone random oooh how about one of them religious dudes who can do magic and stuff, love to know what’s really going on in that mind :halo:
Hmmm A guppy, that’s a chick right? Cause guppy sounds pretty effeminate. What? i’m now being told by the powers that be that guppy is in fact a male .. that just makes me sad 
So now where were we? Oh yes, reading a guppy’s mind: hmmm I could go for someone pretty like minded like Jaanwar or Gidsa or someone so totally opposite, it would be interesting, albeit somewhat scary and yet amusing to know what they are thinking. So yeah, I’ll go with one of those guys 
Guppy: Let’s see, do I really want to know what a woman REALLY thinks like?? Oh why not? A sensible well rounded woman? That’s too easy. Actually I wanna delve into the crazy so i’ll go with Nadz.
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4) A place in the world you haven’t been to and would like to visit?
Turkey/Spain/Italy
5) You and an ugly woman are the only two people left in the world. (Oh and no arguments about ugly being subjective. She’s UGLY! And gross and hairy and obnoxious…but she lowes you). Get with her and save the human race from dying out…OR…avoid her like the plague?
**Thank God for my wonderful sense of imagination, miss gross and hairy will become my fair and lovely But!!! Who would our kids get with??? Surely not one another. So ta ta it is to the human race.
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6) If you had to come up with your own fragrance/cologne…what would it be called?
Acqua De Sio Get it? De Sio ahahaha **
- Pick just one of the following choices. What would you rather be?
a) leader of a country,
b) renowned chef
c) famous and well-loved author
d) a popular singer/musician
e) archaeologist who discovers a lost city or unlocks some world secret
f) just yourself
**a) Sounds too difficult. I’m not that ambitious
b) Sounds pretty awesome. Definitely a possibility
c) Also sounds pretty cool
d) Sounds pretty amazing so could def be a possibility
e) Bugs.. i hate bugs!
f) sings Back to liiife.. back to reality**