Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: partyslims's Answers

[Shak]

Here is the Questions thread:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/493184-q-and-a-zindagi-aur-aap-aaj-ka-mehmaan-partyslims.html

And here are his answers! partyslims when you’re ready!

Lastly thank you partyslims for taking your time and part in this and thanks to all you folks too for being a part of this and posting all the questions!

Enjoy!

[Sehrysh]

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watches her hair turn gray waiting for Slims answers

Sheesh Slims, how long does it take to answer these questions? Don't'cha know, inquiring minds need to know :D

[rolla_coaster]

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omg he deosnt like us.

[canadiandesigirl]

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Party where art thou? I want to read the answers too...not that I asked any myself.

[Shak]

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Becharay ko kuch toh mohlat doh :D

[canadiandesigirl]

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Shak the mediator is here :p

[rizla86]

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watches her hair turn gray waiting for Slims answers

With all due respect, you do come across as a wise old gray haired lady.

[Sehrysh]

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@rizla86

With all due respect, you do come across as a wise old gray haired lady.

You noticed the one gray hair didn’t you I’ll have to book an appointment with my colourist soon - must hide gray hairs

[Shak]

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posts moved, now now..lets all stay calm, slims jaldi aa ja meray praa awam restless ho rahi hai

[Gina]

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No no, he's taking too long we want aur money back! :ASA:

[Hadeel]

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The typical desi’s that we are.. we take our time people!!!

[partyslims]

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Ok, I'm gonna start soon. Sorry for the delay, it took some time to get this done, and then I was having problems logging on to GS today from work. No disrespect intended to anyone who may take things the wrong way, hopefully you'll be able to tell when I am joking!

[partyslims]

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@redvelvet

1) What do you do for a living? By living I mean “profession.” Sad that I have to specify that, Slimeth. But I asked Diwana the same question and he told me…every so cornily…that he “breathes” for a living. Please do a better job answering this question. Or at the very least…be funnier.
**
I’m an International spy of course, a man of mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma Actually I work for a small/medium financial institution dealing mostly with foreign clients who trade U.S. stocks and commodities. ZzzzzZZzzz**

2) Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?

**I already have the power to be invisible. By the way your hair looks great. So I think it would have to go with the power to read minds.
**

**3) **If you were allowed to read the mind of only one person in the world, who would it be? If you were allowed to read the the mind of just one guppy, who would it be? And if you could read the mind of only one guppan, who would that be?

**OJ Simpson, naaah c’mon we all know he did it. This is such a tempting question cause you can use it on someone you know, or maybe even like to see what they really think of you. But I think that’s kinda not fair and would probably drive you crazy and them crazy and kill the relationship. hmmm so someone random oooh how about one of them religious dudes who can do magic and stuff, love to know what’s really going on in that mind :halo:

Hmmm A guppy, that’s a chick right? Cause guppy sounds pretty effeminate. What? i’m now being told by the powers that be that guppy is in fact a male .. that just makes me sad So now where were we? Oh yes, reading a guppy’s mind: hmmm I could go for someone pretty like minded like Jaanwar or Gidsa or someone so totally opposite, it would be interesting, albeit somewhat scary and yet amusing to know what they are thinking. So yeah, I’ll go with one of those guys

Guppy: Let’s see, do I really want to know what a woman REALLY thinks like?? Oh why not? A sensible well rounded woman? That’s too easy. Actually I wanna delve into the crazy so i’ll go with Nadz.**

4) A place in the world you haven’t been to and would like to visit?

Turkey/Spain/Italy

5) You and an ugly woman are the only two people left in the world. (Oh and no arguments about ugly being subjective. She’s UGLY! And gross and hairy and obnoxious…but she lowes you). Get with her and save the human race from dying out…OR…avoid her like the plague?

**Thank God for my wonderful sense of imagination, miss gross and hairy will become my fair and lovely But!!! Who would our kids get with??? Surely not one another. So ta ta it is to the human race.
**

6) If you had to come up with your own fragrance/cologne…what would it be called?

Acqua De Sio Get it? De Sio ahahaha **

7. Pick just one of the following choices. What would you rather be?

a) leader of a country,

b) renowned chef

c) famous and well-loved author

d) a popular singer/musician

e) archaeologist who discovers a lost city or unlocks some world secret

f) just yourself

**a) Sounds too difficult. I’m not that ambitious

b) Sounds pretty awesome. Definitely a possibility

c) Also sounds pretty cool

d) Sounds pretty amazing so could def be a possibility

e) Bugs.. i hate bugs!

f) sings Back to liiife.. back to reality**

..

[partyslims]

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@sweet.i.f

awwwwwwwh yay!

1. top 10 folks on GS. don’t be a spoilt sport and not name names and be all diplomatic and say ‘i love eveyrone equally’

2. what (or who ;)) helps you get through each day?

3. what sort of an upbringing did you have? would you want the same for your kids?

i’ll add more laterrrrrrr.

1. top 10 folks on GS. don’t be a spoilt sport and not name names and be all diplomatic and say ‘i love eveyrone equally’

Fine! but as a shia i gotta go top twelve cause thats how we roll and its **alphabetized so no favorites *ahahaha People on this list i’ve talked to most via pm or outside the board as well via messenger/bbm/sexting i mean texting/etc Also this doesn’t mean I don’t like a whole bunch of others on here, just haven’t gotten to know the rest of you as well, and hope to do so in the near future.

el topo
gidsa
gina
jaanwar
jafri
khumar
red velvet
sara516
sehrysh
sweefs
syraa
ujaala

2. What gets me through would be a cup of coffee, okay a couple of cups of coffee .. The who would be

3. I feel like I had a pretty balanced upbringing. I mean my parents are pretty religious, but I was allowed to go out, hang out with friends, go to places etc.. They instilled the values and basically trusted us that we would stick to them. I hope I have not disappointed them. Yes, I would want the same for my future unborn kids.

*there has been no texting/sexting in case anyone was really wondering

[partyslims]

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@NomiCA

1. What does partyslims mean

2. Why don’t you post much in life1

3. How much you read life1

4. Rate your ‘desiness’ or ‘coconut-ness’ on a scale 1 to 10.

5. Have you been mistaken for a Guppan ever? how many times if more than once.

6. What change would you like to make on how GS or life1 ?

7. Have you ever seriously asked for advice here and considered it?

8. How much do *Izzats *matter to you?

1. partyslims are a chili chips snack which are available in Pakistan. They were a big part of my high school years between grade 7 and grade 12

2. When I first joined GS, after my initial stint in Cafe, I pretty much posted in life1 exclusively; and then after venturing out, discovering the blogs, and making some friends, I kinda stopped posting as much here. But that was still probably after 8 months. Most of my posts here were humorous with a touch of seriousness. Unfortunately though, humor always doesn’t go off too well when people are in a hypersensitive state , so I tried to watch that. But sometimes people post the most inane things and are begging to be called out.

3. I read it pretty often. Like if I’m not on gs for a couple of days, i’ll always check out the blogs and life 1.

4. I like to think I’m a good mix of both, though my urdu speaking prowess is quite poor, but I can mix well in a gora (work etc) or desi crowd.

5. I’ve been mistaken for a guppan plenty of times lol. I lost count now.

6. What changes would I like to make on GS or life1, well since we’re in life1 let’s stick to this. I think a sticky for “Where are they now?” could be a pretty cool idea. There are times when people come and talk about pretty serious issues, such as domestic abuse , or potential rishtas and some of the advice they get from some of the posters is quite sensible. Unfortunate thing is we never really know what happened to them. So maybe a follow up where we found out what happened to that one girl whose husband was talking about her bedroom life to her sisters husband? Or the one who was being pressured to marry her brother in laws brother but the brother in law was a really controlling guy?

7. No, I have not. If anything, my close friends on here, I talk to them via pm/messenger etc and I can ask on there.

8. “Jis ki biwi ki choti izzats hain uska bhi bara naam hai”

[partyslims]

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@Gina

1.) If you were a dessert, what would you be?

2.) If you had a choice, where would you like to live/re-locate..

3.) If you had a talking pet parrot, what words would you teach it?

1. A gooey banana split with all the works.

2. If working/law and order conditions were good in karachi, definitely there. Maybe Dubai as I have some family there. I tried London for a month a while back but it was winter and damn depressing, but it’s just so awesome there ahahaha I guess ideally would be somewhere with a nice beach close by. Maybe after I hit the lotto one day.

3. Let’s see, I’d teach the parrot lines like “That’s what she said!”, “izzat ka mamla” , “Surely you can’t be serious” , “I’d like to give you a laurel.. and hardy handshake” you know the usual stuff that makes me laugh

[partyslims]

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@Sehrysh

1. Magnolia’s Banana Pudding or Banana Cream Pie (and I’d suggest a fresh sampling so you can give an objective assessment) - which one is better?

2. What do you miss the most about Karachi (other than family)?

3. Is it better to be the baby of the family or the oldest? Who’s more responsible? More spoiled?

4. What does tolerance mean to you?

5. What do you think when employees delete emails from management or risk groups without reading them

6. As a city boy, do you miss driving and having your own set of wheels or are subways and cabs better?

7. Do you think people generally learn from their mistakes or do their mistakes make them jaded?

8. If you had to fight Gidsa for Jay’s affection, would you (and keep in mind, Gidsa used to box)?

Okay all done!

1. hahaha nice try but it’s always gonna be banana pudding!!!

2. hmm outside of the family I miss some of my friends who are there, the awesome food , and the beach.. ahhh love the beach there, so many fond memories of going there with the family and friends

3. I am the younger one so I think my older sibling got away with a whole lot more for some reason. But he was also more responsible so maybe that’s why.

4. Tolerance means accepting someone for who they are despite their nationality/race/religion/sexual preference/education/class/ or whatever other little labels we like to put on people. It’s trying to accept someone for who they are, rather than where they come from.

5)So it’s ok then to open it up, and then delete it? :halo: makes note of it :halo:

6. Honestly, don’t miss having a car much at all in the city. Public transportation is pretty easy over here.

7. Depends on the mistake I guess. If you are referring to being jaded after a sour relationship, it wears off over time. You may be more cautious the next time around, but eventually the heart does heal.

8. Gidsa could probably kick my butt with one hand tied behind his back, plus the fact that he’s already in Dubai , I don’t stand a chance.

[partyslims]

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@princessjojo

What country did you grow up in?

I grew up between Karachi, Greece, and Dubai,

Came to the US for college so yeah there was plenty more growing up to do then as well.

[partyslims]

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@Murgi

• 1. 2 piece or 1 piece?
     -2) skinny or curves?
• 3)kala jadoo: yes or no
• 4)if someone kala jadoo’ed you, who will you contact first?
• 5)would you ever kala jadoo someone?
• 6)your best friend is in trouble. he/she is going bankrupt and is about to lose his home. the only decent way he can save his house is by baking cup cakes and selling them. however, he’s a terrible cook. would you still buy it from him?
• 7)same case, but instead of baking, he joined the strip club. would you go watch his show?

i’ll add later on :o

1. Are we talkin about a kfc meal, or a bathing suit/lingerie?

2. skinny with curves :halo:

3. NO!

4. Not Mustanamalik! Maybe Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd

5. No I would not. hmmm maybe Cris Angel cause he’s a douchebag

6. Ofcourse I’d buy as many cupcakes as I could to help them out.

7. uhhhhhhh oh sure why not , i’d do a booty shorts dance so he wouldn’t feel bad either

[partyslims]

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@Shak09

1)PS, how annoying do you think Murgi and Sweeftie are?

2)What are your views on Life1 i.e. do you think people mean what they say in Life1?

3)How seriously do you take the advice given out here?

4)How much personal information would you give in Life1?

5)Which guppy or guppan do you think give the best advice?

More later!

1. After reading their questions to me I want to strangle them like… murgis! In all honesty though they are pretty awesome and I love them both very much.

2/3)My views on life1 vary. I think some people do come here and look for advice as they may not have any other place to turn to. But I think they should be very cautious in listening to what is written, because not all people have the best of intent. But, there are some people who give great advice and really think about things before writing them out.

4)I don’t share too much personal info on here, because people can use that against you later. Those I’m really close to know enough about me and if I do get close enough to someone then mutual trust is shared.

5)I think redvelvet is probably the best at giving advice. She breaks down a scenario, thinks about how to convey her thoughts in a respectful, but truthful manner as well. I think if people who have problems, really listen to her advice, it will go a long ways to help out their situation. Ofcourse, this is all predicated on how honest they are about their situation.

Wow, Shak brought out my serious side.