Q&A: Zindagi aur Aap. Aaj ka Mehmaan: NomiCA's Answers

[Shak]

Here is the original thread

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/491204-q-and-a-zindagi-aur-aap-aaj-ka-mehmaan-nomica.html

And here are NomiCA’s answers! NomiCA when you’re ready!

Enjoy!

Lastly thank you NomiCA for taking your time and part in this and thanks to all you folks too for being a part of this and posting all the questions!

[NomiCA]

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CM

@CM

Name the guppan you would happily marry.

Katrina Kaif - Karina Kapoor - who is hotter?

We all know you love women, but they are annoying creatures, are you willing to put up with a single one for the rest of your life?

1.Guppan?? No way!!!

2.Katrina Kaif…no second thoughts at all…

3/Tell me about it…as much as painful it will be…i am willing to put up with a single one (or more ) due to my religious beliefs…the best i can do is delay it untill i have nothing better to do…

[NomiCA]

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Hadeel

1- What is the best food on earth?

simple really...watever my mom makes :D

2- If you weren't NomiCA, which other guppy would you be?

any other dude of the cool brothers here...

3- How much of an influence does GS have on you?

not much really...i do read what others have to say....i try understand where they are coming from...but it can't be something which would override what i have learnt from the real life experiences

4- Do you like being labeled/called a troll? If yes, why?

me? troll? ...whenever i am trolling people don't really know...:D

5- Whom do you admire most in your family/friends?

that would be my father and late dada g....

6- Do you feel sorry for your to-be-wifey? =p

not at all...she would be blessed with someone very special, kind hearted,loving, caring,respectful,trustworthy,honest,sincerest person ever ... especially since i know the intricacies of female mind...

[NomiCA]

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Partyslims

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If you found out your future wife was complaining about your mom, what would you do?
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beat the crap out of her...and make her get the hell out of my house!!!

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not really..... i will see the situation, what caused the 'complaint' and deal accordingly. It depends on the nature of complaint ...
PS i will tell that she needs to dicuss with me rather than complaining to others..

[NomiCA]

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Pakwoman

What do you enjoy more, the guppans collective wrath on you as a result of your threads, or the male female phaddas you instigate?

The guppans' collective wrath reflects poorly on guppans...i wish i could somehow help them out of their 'wrath'......
umm......i don't 'instigate' phadda.....i just lay out a question people (read guppans) do phadda by themselves:D ....

seriously, what i do enjoy is how people react when something is said which is quite different from their view/perception..... how people go about handling a stark difference of opinion is quite amazing and the extremes to which people seem to be involved in 'proving a point'...and how their thought process works.

Was that bollywood-inspired chick real?

now if i were to tell you that, there woudn't be any fun left...would it??

Do you think it always helps in perspective to look at things from the GENDER or MIL lens?

I see where this question is coming from..so here it is

Looking at things from various lenses is what people should do.......i usually show things from a different lense than what 'average guppan' is looking through...because looking at things from a single POV isn't really helpful to anyone....having 'different' perspective on things is important and much needed at this place especially...if everyone is saying the same thing from the same perspective you can't be expect to make a sound judgement.

What do you think, what kind of a husband will you be?

I don't really know what kind of husband i will be...because its for the future wife to decide...i could be the best i can try and she could still think i am not good enough or i could be a total stupid and she would be fine with it....a good or bad husband can't be defined it depends on how things turn out between a specific couple.... But overall i will be a pretty awesome husband because i am able to take a lot of **** from people..

What are the two important principles of trolling?

First.....Know your audience
second....sound real

What's the best thing about gs?

'Varieties' of people here..

[NomiCA]

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TLK

is it boxers of briefs?

Its the cheetah Thong..
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its usually boxerbriefs or commando at home.

[NomiCA]

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@Sehrysh

1. Do you believe that Life1 is representative of real-life male/female interactions? And does that give you hope or scare you away from matrimony?

2. Name a guppy who is your role model and explain why?

3. Name a guppan who is your role model and explain why?

4. If you lived outside of Pakistan, where would you want to live?

5. Your favourite dessert? And please provide step-by-step recipe with pics on how to make it.

6. Have you started studying for your exams again

1. Its not real life male/female interaction…it is i think what people wish it could be like…but it does shed some light on what goes on inside people’s minds..its like their ‘wannabe’ behaviour which comes out online due to the anonymity..Sometimes real life behaviour can be explained from what what goes on here

Matrimony?? hmmm… matrimony is scary from what i have seen in real life…what goes on here definitely would scare even the most hopefull people…

2. Role model is very big word i think..I don’t look for role models based on online personalities…and i don’t know people here much…

3.Guppy or guppan…the abovementioned applies…i do like some guppies n guppans for their views but that can’t be taken as seeing them as role model.

4.Outside pakistan…it would have to be Australia..and NOT CANADA or other ‘freezer’ countries…i like sunshine

5.Favorite dessert would be Rabri/Kheer…and i don’t know how to make it..i am going to learn all this stuff from my mom though…

6.This last question is very offensive and i consider it as a ‘phadda-baaz’ question…

[NomiCA]

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What sort of music do you listen to?

Which area of accounting would you want to specialise in?

Are you a cat or a dog person? What's your favourite car?

What's your favourite funny movie?

1.I listen to anything...some bollywood, pop, rock,classic, hip hop.....but i am not too much into music...just sometimes...

2.Hmm....not anything specific....i do anything with financial accounting...i suck at cost accounting...

3.Not much into pets......but definitly a cat person if i have to choose..we did adopt some kittens when i was young..me n my sis.

4.Favorite car...anything which takes from point A to B..but since its about 'favorite' that4 would be Humvy :D

5.Favorite funny movie would be 'Ace Venture: When nature calls' and 'Eurotrip'

[NomiCA]

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@Reha

How do you feel about women?

That is such general question

But in short here it goes…

Women are adorable beings that can literally make your life heaven or hell…they can be the most compassionate, caring, supportive and sacrificing… or vice versa..I have seen the best and the worse…and i think those guys are lucky who have good women with them…and that women can not be ‘forced’…it only makes your own life more difficult when you try to ‘force’ a woman to do anything according to your will…

[NomiCA]

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@lafuriaroja

my question is what do you have against women?

I don’t really have anything against women…contrary to the ‘popular belief’ here

i do however feel sad towards women who don’t really appreciate themselves and are looking to others for defining for them what they should be, how they should behave and how to view others…that kind of sheep mentality is just pathetic really..

[NomiCA]

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1) Nomi bahie, give me one good reason for why you think Abrar Ul Haq is a "Marasi". LOL

2) Why do you call yourself annoying?

3) Do you know any other recipes besides "Gajrela"

1.he sings songs...which means he is maraasi

2.i really don't call myself that...thats my understanding of what people view my online persona as...

3.No i don't know other recipes...i am going to learn though...

[NomiCA]

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@blueangel

1. Rate how much do YOU think all the guppans dislike you on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the most disliked

2. How many multis do you have? and have you ever been banned from another multi?

3. “So..i was thinking…” Why do you think so much?

4. Which guppan/s are you intimidated by?

5. If life1 was somehow deleted, would you leave GS?

1.hmm…i will have to say 9…because there is atleast 1 person i know who tops me…

2.i haven’t been banned till now…and multi i am not telling you…

3.I don’t think that much…infact thinking hurts my head…

4.None…i wouldn’t be here if i were intimidated…but that would have to be Niksik ..i am literally terrified of her :nono:..

5.No i don’t think so…although there are reasons which may make me leave Gs

[NomiCA]

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@el_topo

What would you say are the three most important things needed to lead a good/fulfilling life?

Aside from this forum, what else do you do in your free time?

If you were a breakfast cereal, which cereal would you be?

Wonderwoman, Catwoman, or Jean Grey?

1.Three things…… i am not philosophical at all

but something like this…a happy family,leading your life in accordance with religion and positive thinking…(i am struggling in all three still :D)

2.I just chat with my family, watch lots of TV and hang out with my friends…simple plain boring stuff really..

3.I don’t cereal…its always ‘Paraatha’ … so u can assume what that tells u..

4.It will have to be Jean grey from these 3…but as CM said Madelyne Pryor would be good too

[NomiCA]

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@Jaanwar

Nomi jigger, here goes: What is the important lesson you have learned in life so far?

What is the best and the worst thing about GS?

If you have to spend 6 months on a small far off island, what 2 most important things you would take along?

If you are allowed to take one person to that island, who would that be?

Who is the most important person in your life?

What is the stupidest and the wisest thing you have done in your life?

Name 5 most eligible Guppans, in your opinion, in order of their eligibility (and reasons for the same).

Who is your role model in life.

Who would you want to be like and why.

1.Important lesson is that you can never meet the expectations of other people…the best you can do is ..do your best and leave the rest to the big guy above…people are basically selfish so no need to keep expectations from them.

2.Best… just the fact that you can discuss anything under the sun and people DO REPLY…
Worst… The way things are taken TOO SERIOUSLY..and RIGIDITY of how things work…if this place were a bit more relaxed it would be great..

3.I thought about it…and my attention span is over..so

Manji bistraa…:D.. (Pillow n mattress)

4. That will have to be Bear Grylls..to ensure my survival

5. Most important my Parents..

6. Stupidest…hmmm…its hard to pinpoint a specific one…probabl i didn’t choose the right career..
   Wisest…Joined GupShup to spread the pearls of wisdom :D…seriously..i don’t know any specific wisest act…i am always wise..

7. Eligible guppans … i couldn’t say that here…they would all be disowned by their fellow guppans

8. No specific role model…

9. No single person…i would like to have many qualities found in difference people…i don’t think there is any perfect specimen (not talking religious here)

[NomiCA]

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@Ujalaa

If there was a war between cookies and cakes, who would you side with and why?

What do you love about Pakistan?

One good and bad point about Lahore?

Why do you like playing bee jamalo/aunty mode?

What keeps you going in life? How much pop corn supply do you have?

Are you going to be running out of it anytime soon?

Any words you would like to pass on to guppies from the real NomiCa?

1. Cookies…they are not too sweet.

2. Pakistan is my home..and you don’t need a reason to love your home

3. Good point…the city is Alive
   Bad point…Traffic and congestion

4. Its fun..thats why..i have no ‘agenda’..life is too short to be all uptight and serious about everything

5. Pop corn supply is unlimited…

6. Umm…World Peace

   and

   Just relax and have fun guppies…STOP being Anal(-ly retentive)…Don’t hold grudges against people due to their online opinions..we have enough issues in real life already

[NomiCA]

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-Ten years down the line, where are you and what are you doing?

umm…i am somewhere in pakistan…doing god knows what… probably changing diapers of my kids

• No accounting, what vice would you commit?

  I would be a tantric guru

-If you could be any animal, what would you choose?

ummm…unicorn…naa just kidding…i would like to be a lion…because he is top of the foodchain…sleeps mosta of the time…has more than 4 Lionesses who make him a sammich

• How does an ideal date end? Go on!

  holy sh*t!!! …ok… it will end with Good Bye when she is expecting something else..

• If you were a pornstar, what would be your pseudonym?

  PASS…i am trying to be serious here :halo:

• Darth Vader is your father, what do you do?

  Take over from him

• Darth Vader is your mother, what do you do?

  Get her a DIL from life1

• You are Darth Vader, what do you do?

  Dunno

[NomiCA]

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Nomi, when you get married will you be living in a joint family system?

umm.....my parents will be with me..but no siblings....so u call that joint family or whatever..

[NomiCA]

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@BlueBells

1. Have you ever been in love (with a girl)? 2. Who are we kidding. Yes you have. Who was she and WHAT did she do to you?

First of all…i gotta give it to you… blueballs you have some talent…you know what i have or haven’t done…

as for ur question…no…never..if u can help me ‘fall’ somehow, i would become a feminist

[NomiCA]

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What would you do if you were given directorship of GS for a week?

other nick....hmmm...its NOT diwana ki deewani at least...;)

hmm...let me think......i would announce it as a 'moderator-free' holiday......so people can have fun...

[NomiCA]

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When you get married (or engaged or committed depending on how you roll) will you please direct all your questions and comments on womanhood to that good soul? Kthanks. How conservative (on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most) are you outside of the virtual world?

you answered the first question urself......but i WILL NOT!!! she will be the woman i care for why would i subject her to all that?

scale of conservatism is also quite different for different people.....but if i were to work with assumptions...i.e Middle Class Pakistani (born and bred)......i would rate myself at...lets say...6 or 7 .....because in some matters i am very conservative...while in others i am liberal....i don't fit any profile perfectly.