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Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes. -
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen. -
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out. -
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it. -
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. -
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. -
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.