What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Ans.:Teapot
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Ans.:Dozens
Tom’s mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?
Ans.:Tom
What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Ans.:Short
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Ans.:Time
What English word starting with ‘B’ has three consecutive double letters?
Ans.:Bookkeeping
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Ans.:Keyboard
There is a plane traveling from New Delhi to Pakistan at 800 KMPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between India and Pakistan, it crashes. Where do they bury the survivors, in India, or in Pakistan?
Ans.:survivors don’t get buried, dead people do!!
Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?
Ans.:The correct answer is the cow, there is no such animal as a Mama bull, it’s called a cow.
Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?
Ans.: Five and four equals nine, not eight
How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?
Ans.:Moses didn’t bring any animals onto the ark, it was Noah.
