Moderators, please don’t remove this thread to Cafe. It is for educational learning purposes. For promotion of punjabi language.
For people who want to communicate in punjabi, vent in punjabi, brush up their punjabi, learn punjabi or just want to mock punjabi(s).
Aajao saarey.
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Lets me start
How to say
I didnt study for my exam because i was too busy on Gs. Now i wanna hit my head with a hammer and just die
why do punjabi ppl always add -ey to everything? like words and name? they prolong them.
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Jee ayan nu meri peyn. Eh Sweetmoi saadhi barhi changi kurhi ae 
Main apnay imtehaan wastay parheya ni kyunke mainu GS tu weyl ni labdi payee si. Hun mera dil pya karda ke apne sir te hathorhi maar ke thaa’n marr jaawa’n.
Please correct me if I am wrong, anyone. Or if you have a different version then share it please.
Waise tainu koi puchhay ke GS zaroori ae ya imtehaan? Je 75% tu kath labbeya tainu exam wastay te fer waikhein 
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Hathori LOL
75 % - :( Now tht would be a dream come true.
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Punjabda puttar aur puttrian kyon hmasha vich istimaal karinda si?
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I would probably say ‘thori’ instead of hathori but that’s maybe just because I’ve made my own version of punjabi as everyone says 
The sentence would probably be something like
“Main apne exam waste nahi parheya kyun ke main Gs te sir khani peye we. Un mera dil kar da peye we ke main apne sir de thori maar ke maar jaawan”
Who will tell me how to say “very interesting” in pure punjabi? 
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Oye mundyu ty kuriyu , ty Khoyee Maalai Vali Kulfiu, Ithay Q Rolaa paya Hoya j... Menu nendar i hoi aaa. Tanu Lamya Paa K oo Kutt Lavaa Ga K yad rakho gy. Khaap na paou.
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It would be like “mazy (or majy) di gal aa”
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" thori maar ke mar jaavan" Le will confirm only one a in 2nd mar
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Ojosi Sahosi Balamasi Bhraajosi Devaanaam Dhaamanaamasi
Vishvamasi Vishvaayuhu sarvamasi Sarvayuhu
whenever I hear " si " as in ayasi, jayasi, the above Sanskrit chant pops into mind. Note the words ending in si. Maybe some Punjabi plus Sanskrit expert can explain the connection.
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No it can’t be mazy 
Spelling mishtakee 
Diabetes. How to say that? Don’t say shugar di bimari, I want the real word.
My 4yo says:
O tu mainu jaanda nai mai banday khanaa aa’n teh dakaar wi nai maarda 
my jaith taught him that when he was 3 
(You dont know my yet, I eat humans without burping)
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only real punjabi i know...jinnay lahore nai vekhya o jammya nai..jinay murree nahi vekhya o thharya nai. ok last part is addition. no idea what thharya means.
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RIP punjabi. But are you asking why the words ‘puttar’ and ‘puttrian’ are often used in punjabi?
Haha, yeah pronounced as ‘‘thorhi’’. Thought let me write it as hathorhi to avoid any confusion.
Tried to keep translate it as literal as possible. Otherwise there are so many colorful ways to put it down 
I don’t know how to say ‘very interesting’ or ‘diabetis’ in Punjabi either.
Pehli gall: tainu barhi neendar ayee huwi ae. Din addah khattam vi ho gaya ae.
Doojhi gall: Tu aa te sayee sanu maaran. Awain ga apneya paira’n naal turh ke te jawain da manji uttay beh ke 
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Hmmm, I see. Lagda ae twaadha puttar mottay mottay phittey bande khanda ae, iss waste dakaar ni su aande kyunke oh bande hazam ni honde. Aakheya karu su ke sukkay banday khaye karay.
Btw, 
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Hehe that’s adorable, cutie pie.
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no one knows interesting or diabetes - very sad 
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main koshish karti hoon
wikipedia says sakara..actually dont know if following are right
cheeni da rog
madhumeha da rog
maybe this is useful
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RIP Punjabi indeed! I was asking why Punjabi boys and girls use vich all the time.
Ab teynu samjha si?
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na moun na matha, jinn pharoon latha :P