Punjabi in intensive care

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital made a request that he should be allowed to take lessons in Urdu. The doctor in charge was very puzzled and asked him the reason why.

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‘Urdu is the language of angels,’ replied the Punjabi, 'If I die I want to be able to converse with all the houris (HooraN)

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I will meet in paradise. "How can you be sure you will go to heaven?’ asked the doctor, you may go to hell, then what good will Urdu, which you call the language of angels, be to you ?‘That will be no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi.’

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The English or European Version of this joke is French and Greek, Greek is spoken in hell.

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Yes, People, I know .. Pleaaaaaaaaazzze.. just don’t take it personally ..
Its just a JOKE..
Take it as a joke.. nothing more.. , I am half Punjabi myself.. :slight_smile:

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[This message has been edited by Gizzy (edited January 18, 2000).]

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yes jizzy we understand its a joke and no need to take it personally but some people cant understand this as well as they dont understand other things.

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Sorry,
Mistakenly put twice.

[This message has been edited by Najim (edited January 19, 2000).]

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Bhaee, I am full punjabi, but in a usual 24 hour day I speak Punjabi for hardly 15 minutes. My Urdu is better than my punjabi.

Well joke is joke, I was just telling u that its been moulded from European version to a desi version. Like Churrail moulded from woman and man to india and pakistan.

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OK, Najim, I understand..

:):):)

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