punjabi husband and wife

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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husband to wife: paliye lokey! zara pani te garam kareen!

wife: kion, kee kerna aee ?

Husband: je gul bun gayee te naha lawan ge, je na bany te cha paka lewan ge

PS. :omg:

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

heh.

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

He must be 85 years old. :silly:

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

hmmmmm.. :hehe:

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

classic :k: …

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

i dont get it. :konfused:

breaking news: imran khan got injured
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me neither

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[quote="“khabi kabhi <3"”]
me neither
[/quote]

yeh bachoon k liya nahi hai.. jaao duno ja k barbie k sath kheloo :smiley:

Osay Zidd Haii k Tum Mar kay Dikhao
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Re: punjabi husband and wife

he asks her for some hot water
she asks why?
he says, if he's lucky he will take a shower, if not then he'll make chai

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Its winter and they dont have a water heater, so to take a shower with her, he needs hot water… but if she doesnt want to take a shower, I guess they can make tea.

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

^wrong!

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kk fine, I dont get it.

Tea is better before anyways.

For Muqawee bhai....
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mashALLAH aap k logic per .. but ... you are wrong :D

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

  1. Je Gul Bun Gay Te Naha Lawan Ga… means.. if wife get ready for ding dong.. then bath will be must… naa.. :smiley:

2)But if she is not, then the hot water can be use to making tea

:rotfl: … :rotfl: …

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I am sure you didnt get this joke either… :snooty:

breaking news: imran khan got injured
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Re: punjabi husband and wife

uh oh it wasnt x-rated but all ur explanations made it :hehe:

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

LOL that was sum hardcore punjabi - but after the translation in english it made sense hahah- next time post in urdu or english LOL

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:omg:

:omg:

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Thanks firenze :slight_smile: I get it.

The joke is about hygiene :smiley:

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Re: punjabi husband and wife

:rotfl: