Punjab University Examination Paper

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Punjab University Examination Paper

Time Limit: 3 Weeks

  1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu?

  2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

  3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    (a) build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army or
    (d) WRITE A PLAY

  4. What religion is the Pope?
    (a) Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic (check only one)

  5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

  6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

  7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

  8. What are people in India’s far north called?
    (a) Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners

  9. Spell – Bush, Carter and Clinton

  10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar, the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.

  11. Where does rain come from?
    (a) Macy’s
    (b) a 7-11
    (c) Canada
    (d) the sky

  12. Can you explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity?
    (a) yes
    (b) no

  13. What are coat hangers used for?

  14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country?

  15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

  16. Where is the basement in a three storey building located?

  17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
    (a) Gujarat
    (b) Russia
    (c) Canada
    (d) Pakistan

  18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

  19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?

  20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
    (a) B.C. (a) A.D. (a) still waiting

You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify

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answers:
1.russian probably.
2.tom
3.hmmmmmm.....none of the above as i think he was a wrestler or something.
4.wasn't the pope muslim or something?
5.easy question.0.0 metres make 100 feet.
6.12:25
7.probably 2000(who cares?)
8.illas
9.i can spell em all buhs,cinlton and crater.
10.hmmmmm no idea sorry(why do u guys put such hard questions?)
11.i heard it rains a lot in canada so my answer is (c).
12.yes i can(do u mind?)
13.wow thats easy they are used for fighting(do u think we are dumb?)
14.hmmmmmm usa?
15.Zhaibo
16.oh i know its on the 3rd floor isnt it?
17.gotta be russia.
18.ok 0(sorry teacher i ate all of them)
19.a mixture of oxygen and carbon di oxide.
20.hmmmmmmm i dont know(who cares?)

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Ha ha! Even Sardar Jee beat you!

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One out of four people in this country are mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends - and if they seem okay, then you’re the one!