Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways.
This is flight one two six, flight to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East.
It is with pleasure I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can’t find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
And for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase.
Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
For the ones that don’t quite make it, Punjab Airways staff has all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin.
Our Stewardesses Bubbly and Goldie will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television, however, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
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