- Inspired from this thread *
** Sam:** “Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?”
** Teacher:** “No, of course not.”
** Sam:** “Good, because I didn’t do my homework.”
** Exams mein aakhri paper kay baad **
** Teacher:** “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
** Sam:** “Arey kaisi baatein kar rahee hain aap. Aap jo dengee mein hansi khushi lay longa.”
** Teacher:** “Good, because I forgot the first five letters of English alphabet. The only one that came to my mind when I was grading your paper was the sixth! It is marked inside the big red circle with my favorite rosy-red pen. See you in my class next semester.”
Student faints and goes into coma.
